For Real? Meet 64-Year-Old Man Who Says He Has Visited Heaven 4 Times And Draws Map Too

The story of 64-year-oldSibusiso Mthembu from South Africa is bound to crack you up, but reports say he tells it in all seriousness.

Mthembu says he has visited heaven four times, so far (is he an angel?) and his first time was in 1998 with subsequent visits in 2004, 2006 and 2008. He claims that it started in 1993, when a white man (an angel, apparently) paid him a visit and told him he was needed in heaven. And after several visits, he is drawing a map to make sure we earthlings understand what he is talking about.

According to Oddity Central, Mthembu revealed there are 11 heavens in all, and he was taken to the 5th oneCrista, first. It was there, in a city called Sharmoy, that he claims to have met Jesus.

The main heaven is Salem, he says, where Gods temple is located. God is apparently in his youth, and of a Grayish complexion. Jesus is white. He saw God for the first time during his second trip, on a planet calledJadalem thats mostly covered in water and ice.

Mthembu claimed he also saw Moses, Elijah, and Abel. He also explored the Marshnode City the place people go to when they die, to reincarnate. He says that people who predicted the end of the world in May last year were not entirely incorrect. He seems to have eavesdropped an important meeting held in heaven, where the biggest war against Satanism was being discussed. According to him, the war was supposed to begin on May 23.

Mthembu says the map is not ready yet but is quite worried about counterfeit versions. People must come and see the map as one day someone from Japan or China or Britain will design a map of heaven and the people of South Africa will have forgotten that the map was originally made in South Africa, he says.